January 2012
1 post
June 2011
1 post
Ethics and Employment
Deep within my heart I can feel a poison begin to grip my mind. Vegetarianism has defined me in the way an unwaivering faith defines a theist; and so I am privy to both its ethic and regulation. The poison I speak of is a conflict in which in order to survive and grow as an individual I must retain my employment at olive garden. To achieve, to merely float with my head above the deep blue sea of...
May 2011
1 post
Borders & Boundaries
I can understand why people wholeheartedly believe in deities. The inability to distinguish between fantasy and reality. We all posses vivid imaginations through some type of evolved psychological process but not many of us possess a rooted thought process to define the line between what is real and what is not. The boundary of rationality becomes permeable.
November 2009
2 posts
Matties.
Boi Draft 09
I know with Freedom Fest V coming up there might be a lot of questions about games that will be played. Beer pong, flip cup, boxing, jew ball, etc. You’re probably thinking…hmmm….who do I want to be my partner? Or who can I trust when the games on the line? So in order to help everyone out I had my good friend over at ESPN, Mel Kiper Jr. (draft and recruiting...
Molly
Natural Light has tranformed from a party favor to part of my daily diet. I have atleast one no matter the occasion; cleaning, video games, movies, snacks. So its expected that every night begins with a slew of “Natties.” Today me and a good friend bridged a gap from a recent arguement. The metaphorical peace treaty was in the form of Molly; in laymans terms a form of ectasy. ...
July 2009
2 posts
Toolbelt
I am very peturbed at the use.
Vagabond
The last couple of weeks have been different. I took a haitus from the annals of Tampa Bay and found myself in a familiar place; my parents. There is this quote from a movie that I don’t even remember the name, or even exactly how it goes but it was an idea something similar to this - when you leave your home you never really feel at home again, its just a place to put your stuff. It...
June 2009
3 posts
Why did I think of this
He was sitting there just stoned out of his mind with blue striped pants and a blue v-neck. The cat was sitting in front of the door undecided in whether or not she wanted to go in. He just sat there and looked at that cat. “healthy as horse” he thought to himself. That particular cat with it’s calicoat fur has been prowling for almost two decades and she doesn’t look a day...
i'm 100% opposite of this.
Saturday was a ridiculous day. Its a strange paradox, but I believe I’ve come to the general assumption that I do in fact have some sort of problem with drinking. Physically I am completely independent but mentally I’m viced. It isn’t the taste of alcohol, or even necassarily the physical state of being drunk that draws me it is the complete loss of inhibition. I crave the...
Embers.
My life is a fragile alliance embodied by a glass blowing artisan. I am irrational, I am immature, and most of all I am incredibly irresponsible. Those traits aside I often can make people laugh, but recently that has subsided. I find myself monitoring my breaths to ensure I am still breathing. At the mid point in the day my stomach feels hollow and Im not sure if its because I haven’t ate...
April 2009
3 posts
Ways To Piss Off People
Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
In the memo field of all your checks, write “for sexual favors.”
Specify that your drive-through order is “TO-GO.”
If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
Insist on keeping your car windshield...
The Curious Case of April 4th
Each night here in Tampa provides a thickening plot to my life story. This particular catalyst was the eldest of the Moneyhans, Aarons, birthday. Tonight is the 26th anniversary of his birth so we set out to celebrate with all of the approriate mannerisms of our barros(1). For some reason a popular place to celebrate birthdays is at Channelside; a high class courtyard filled with bars such as...
March 2009
2 posts
10-13-07. A tale from the past
“Cousin!” I jolted into a sitting position from the floor. my back was sore, hair frazzled, and I was obviously still drunk. Wiping my eyes in confusion I looked for the source of the last audible noise I had heard. A silhouette stood between the light and me; it was my cousin. With every ounce of strength and sobriety I could muster my body slowly lifted itself from the carpet. It...
Food for Gluttons
Matty is the kind of man you’d see on a street corner asking for change. Obviously you wouldn’t give him change, but you would probably think he was pretty cute for being homeless and broke. Assuming he still brushed regurlarly and had access to razors and other various toilettries.
I am too wierd for this existance, as HST brilliantly stated “too weird to live and too rare to...
January 2009
8 posts
SMS
Me: you may find yourself thinking “am I the aggressor”
Lef: Shit.
Me: You know. You know what you are.
Lef: Whatever happened to lifting each other up.
Me: I’m calling you an aggressor; that’s awesome.
SMS
Me: you may find yourself thinking “am I the aggressor”
Lef: Shit.
Me: You know. You know what you are.
Lef: Whatever happened to lifting each other up.
Me: I’m calling you an aggressor; that’s awesome.
A Dialogue Between Lef and I
sawyerlef (12:05:08 AM): …………bring lisa XDropkickxMurphX (1:05:41 AM): hahahaha XDropkickxMurphX (1:05:47 AM): absolutely not sawyerlef (12:05:56 AM): fucker always what you want sawyerlef (12:06:00 AM): when do i get mine XDropkickxMurphX (1:06:14 AM): when you step up to the plate and quit submitting so easily XDropkickxMurphX (1:06:35 AM): hows that answer ...
old piece pt IV
(5-16-06) obviously this was written after a break up. The theme is interesting though.
The best way to entrap prey is to camoflauge the inherent danger. A lioness’ coat is very similiar shade to the grass in which she stalks her prey. Crocodiles lie perfectly still to resemble a log patiently floating towards the shore. Girls incorporate the word love into thier very selves to get...
Old Piece pt III
As a backstory I wrote this after an interesting exchange with an ex girlfriend… (oct 30 08)
People are pretty strange, or I’m pretty strange; one of the two. Maybe its me, because I can break down and understand why many people choose the actions they choose but I can’t always do that for myself. So there; in two sentences I’ve alienated myself from the general...
Another Old Peice about Bitches, Tricks, and Hoes
Women have caused me great grief in my life. As far back as I can remember.
In first grade I distinctly remember a group of boys and girls in schoolyard fashion (me being of the group of course) showing our naughty no nos and getting consquently busted within minutes and being whisked away to the catholic office, blushed and embarassed. My mother picked me up, and I have no recollection of any...
A Boi Story
(an older peice. may 2nd 08)
What makes a boi, a boi? I have spent the last couple nights pondering this issue and through long hours of self contemplation an answer has come to light. The common denominator amongst the bois is the want, neigh the need to push the limit and seek the pinnacle of chaos. This chaos that we seek isn’t an all out anarchy, or complete irresponsible lack of...
New Years Uh-Sump-Shins
Twenty days ago we celebrated the new year. I havent written in this blog in so long; so I’ll choose to do so now at 11 pm on a Tuesday. As a reader you may be using your deductive reasoning to assume that I will write about resolutions and changes I should make; I’m not. You know what they say? When you assume it makes the first three letters (ass) out of “u and...
September 2008
1 post
it isn't like leffy didn't do it already.
I have no idea how to start writing these ideas in my head. Please don’t be peturbed by the choppy, often elementary introductions. My biggest problem with writing is always starting to write. Often I set down with a lovely set of ideas to somehow express through writing and gain a specific type of writers block. The situation could be compared to a clogged pipe with lots of pressure behind...
August 2008
1 post
$$$
Its been quite some time since I have sat down and set aside the time to write something of substance into Boi: The Legacy, but now seems as good as time as ever. Last night I had things taken from me, my dignity, pride, and money. The sad part is that I had just cashed my check before getting beat down into the dirt. These are only events and instances though; catalysts to a greater scheme.
I am...
June 2008
8 posts
“The first step — especially for young people with energy and drive and...”
– chuck palahniuk
s.m.p.s.o.
I see one recurrent problem amongst our nations populace; a poor quality of life. Sure we shower everyday (given we wish too), select from hundreds of types of laundry detergent, eat lavishly, and dress just as well. To what ends is this accomplished though? Is this what makes the people that make up this great nation smile? Simply put, no. All the money in the world can’t buy...
Miami
From the moment the Nissan required to be parallel parked I had realized that the next day was going to be different.
Miami is unlike any other place I have come across thus far in my life. Latino’s rule the streets, rendering everyone else a minority. Ironically though the entire city is fueled by high end and expensive lifestyles. Lamborghinis, Mercedes, Porsche, and Bentlee’s...
“You see I don’t care much about acquaintances. When I can come & go,...”
– Mark Twain
Titties and Basilisks
All these things I do, they are waiting for you.
So last night I preceded to drink excessive amounts of alcohol in one of my favorite types of atmosphere. The crowd was a soft mix of kids I have very little knowledge of. The interesting thing is that they all know who I am, but not in reality. If the name “Lazer” is brought up suddenly the whole crowd knows whom is in attendance,...
““The Edge. There is no honest way to explain it because the only people...”
A million things later
My life brings me to awkward situations, people, and queries. My source of income is one such situation.
Work comes in goes in spurts rather than regular schedules credited to the average american household. I work along the same schedule of a baseball team. When a series of games are hosted at Tropicana Field I scurry my black Nissan Maxima to Tropicana Field seven hours before game time and...